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Ad Hominem Boredom:You are who I categorize you as being,and fall into that category by the name I apply to you, individually or by demographic group,because its good for my numbers
Anthemic boredom:getting misty-eyed whilst pledging allegiance to the crowd one is standing amongst; "uplift"; "Amazing Grace" sung in sports arenas; the general view of human relationships as portrayed on television; the transcendence of barbarity or death via sentimental denial.
Antinomian boredom, or the marital indiscretions of the Elect
Anime boredom:the appalling unsurprise of discovering oneself to be a robot
Apocalypse boredom:there are those for whom a certain sense of anticlimax attends the subject
Avant-garde boredom:being shocking with the same shocking things as last year; being shocked by these things.
Boredom of the Blurb:reading them, one thinks:were this so, the dead would be raised
Boredom of Hyperbole: Whosoever opens a dry-cleaning business is a "visionary". Every business plan is a Vision. The search for capital is a Vision Quest.
Boredom of the Machine: In Science Fiction the Robots invade. In reality, we are subjected to the POS system, the computer screen, the television, and the automobile. As the late Guy Davenport put it, we have automobiles for bodies and televisions for minds. The boredom of the machine conceals the unequal struggle not to be dominated by our machinery. The degree to which this struggle is unequal can be calibrated by the number of people who worship their automobile and believe that the characters of a sitcom are their boon companions.
Buddy Movie Boredom
Capitalist boredom:who do you exclude from your gated community? and which of your possessions loves you best?
Communist boredom:the same as Evangelical boredom, with a tractor instead of an automobile as the Golden Calf
Corporate Boredom:What is good for us is good for you and here is the Anthem to prove it.
Country Music Boredom
Determinant Discourse Boredom:a disability of ad hominem boredom, corporate boredom, capitalist boredom, and communist boredom
Futurological boredom:an accurate weather forecast would encourage guarded trust
Interior Decorator Boredom:intense concentration on the subject of finials
Jane Austen or Booker Prize Boredom:you're a member of our civilized club armpatch
Prayer Breakfast Boredom
Pundit Boredom
Pornography boredom:the visual dominance of a tactile medium
Public Speech boredom:each additional moment proportionately lessens its value
Metalinguistic boredom:or the inability not to speak jargon following ndoctrination
Metanovelistic boredom: time invested to the point of indoctrination due to length of text
Minimalist boredom:folding that futon just so
memoir boredom
Nobel Laureate Boredom:what I come to say when I think, "the World will listen now."
Networking Boredom and its cyber-adjunct, Social-media networking boredom
Orgy Boredom:somehow it's always the dwarf who is the master of ceremonies
Rebellious denim boredom
Science Fiction Apparatus Boredom
Serial killer boredom
Small vegetable and free-range chicken boredom
Spectacle Boredom: car chase scenes; helicopter explosions;championship wrestling, military parades and religious processions
Spy Boredom:unhappy spies, conflicted spies, spies with amnesia but gymnastic skills
Solipsistic boredom:the belief that perception is factual because it's my/ your own
Superhero boredom:always some erotic glitch
Triumphalist Boredom:Albert Speer designs the set for the Star Wars Ballet to the Alpine Symphony at Disneyland Nurenburg
Titanic Theme Liebestod Boredom:the beauty of those vows of love beyond the grave is in how little wear they entail
Traffic Boredom
Waiting Room Boredom
Water Filter Sales Pitch Boredom;or Vacuum-cleaner feature indoctrination boredom
Wholesome boredom:or conception without lose of virginity as a means of reproduction for the general public
Unsolicited boredom :the only kind
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