Have you noticed how in the tabloids those celebrities
cited as "fashion victims" all sprout plumes like
characters from THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS, whereas
thumbs up are always accorded that little black dress?
Different people are said to be wearing it. It is said to
be by a different designer. And it is true that its
hemline varies. But close inspection proves it to
be of the same manufacture as the automaton who wears it.
In the future the balm of forgetfulness will be put on the popcorn
and we'll watch the same movie over and over again.